An original series · by JAYL

A hero. A carpet.
Five moustaches. And absolutely no desire to get up.

Episode 1 · THE SLAP · now unrolling ▼

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File 01 · The episode

Episode one, in seven shots.

Scroll to watch it unroll — a wordless film. One very tired man, a flying carpet, and a monster with excellent facial hair. Shot on AI, cut like cinema: 35 mm grain, golden hour.

An alien invader with a magnificent moustache, at golden hour

They crossed half a galaxy. For grooming reasons.

File 02 · The invaders

Five warriors. Five moustaches. One very tired man.

A warrior race of two-storey giants, armored in living hide, feared across the galaxy — and utterly obsessed with facial hair. Each invader will be declassified as the saga unrolls.

The BossClassified???
The Boss
White · absolute calm
The Iron WingClassified???
The Iron Wing
Brown · walrus class
The HotheadClassified???
The Hothead
Red · flamboyant
The Eager OneClassified???
The Eager One
Blue · waxed spirals
The Awkward OneClassified???
The Awkward One
Pencil · suspiciously thin